Michael (Hill Harper) is an aspiring photographer who works as a Toronto security guard to pay the rent. He's also so addicted to porn that he knows all the clerks at his favorite shop, the Pornucopia, on a first name basis. This spells trouble for him when he finally meets the girl of his dreams, executive Jasmine (Marlayne Afflack). Everything's perfect, except for one thing--now that he has a real, live woman, he can't get aroused without his beloved porn! A Canadian-made romantic comedy with a mostly black leading cast, Sudz Sutherland's LOVE, SEX, & EATING THE BONES deals with a subject that could easily be exploitative. But this frank, smart production refuses to go for easily laughs, dealing with its subject in a realistic, yet often hilarious way. Ed Robertson of pop group Barenaked Ladies costars. Minimize